This is the first blog post I have written in a quite a while. Most times I write posts about good things or helpful things. Today is not one of those days. Today I am disgusted and I must share it.
Today I have had a fairly relaxed day and have planned my evening to have nothing of any consequence in it. So far I have played a few card games and read a whole batman graphic novel. But then I decided to read a Christian magazine. A magazine that promotes itself as being A Christian comment on culture. The second article that I read in this particular issue was found in the Evangelism column and is entitled “In the swing”.
Turns out that there is a Christian couple in the states who are ‘swingers’. No. You read that right. Swingers. They exchange their sexual partners with other swingers. They aren’t ex-swingers. They are actual, practising swingers. Dean and Christy believe that this is actually OK. They don’t think that they are out of line with Biblical teaching. Let me give you a few examples of things they have said.
Dean says, “God has put me here to spread his work and our lifestyle community is a great place to do it. You can’t get closer to someone than having sex with them.” (WHAT?!)
Christy agrees. “I don’t think God would be mad at what we’re doing. At first I was conflicted but the more we looked at it the more it makes sense to us. Dean and I are both in agreement with this lifestyle, so we’re not committing adultery. God put people on the earth to breed and enjoy each other. I believe God is always with me and he has put us here for a reason.” (Yeah, but…No!)
This one is an absolute cracker!
Dean – “If all the swingers are sinners what’s the best way to talk to the sinners? To join them, right?”
NO! Just NO! A whole world of NO!
This is not OK!
At all!
As you can tell, I am pretty narked by this and my arguments aren’t exactly being put forward in a constructive manner. In fact, I haven’t made any arguments yet, just said no. But, as a good Bible college student, I have a few arguments that I will forward your way that oppose this view. If you recoiled in horror when you read what I just described, you probably know most of what I am about to say. If not, the rest of this post is going to be fun for you.
The first thing that I want to look at is in response to the first quote from Dean. It’s fantastic that Dean has a heart to spread the good news about Jesus. Long may that continue! However, the fact that he sees swinging as an appropriate way to do that greatly concerns me. One of the fundamentals of the Christian faith is the respect given to the joy of sex. Sex was designed to be between a man and woman (I’m not getting into a debate about homosexuality right now. Maybe another time. Maybe.) in a committed, monogamous marriage.
I agree that there is no way of getting closer to a person than having sex with them. But is that a sensible way of evangelising? That closeness should be saved entirely for married couples. Evangelism should not come at the expense of ignoring a distinct command of God.
“Dean and I are both in agreement…” and you think that means that you aren’t committing adultery? Interesting. I would like to point out the adultery is not based on what the couple agrees or does not agree. Adultery is wrong, whether both partners are OK with it or not. Why? Leviticus 18:20 says “Do not have sexual relations with your neighbour’s wife and defile yourself with her.” This is a principle set down by God alongside things like ‘no incest’ and ‘no homosexual sex’. There is no condition to it. There is no compromise set down. It doesn’t say “Do not have sexual relations with your neighbour’s wife…unless your wife is down with that.” Nope. It says pretty plainly to steer clear of it! Yes, Christy, God would be pretty mad at what you are doing. Sorry to bust your bubble. (Actually, no…I’m not…)
“If all the swingers are sinners what’s the best way to talk to the sinners? To join them, right?” No, Dean. No. I can see how you might get that. From the Bible, even. 1 Corinthians 9:19-22. “Though I am free and belong to no man, I make myself a slave to everyone, to win as many as possible. To the Jews I became like a Jew, to win the Jews. To those under the law I became like one under the law (though I myself am not under the law), so as to win those under the law. To those not having the law I became like one not having the law (though I am not free from God’s law but am under Christ’s law), so as to win those not having the law. To the weak I became weak, to win the weak. I have become all things to all men so that by all possible means I might save some.” I can see how one might come to the conclusion that the best way of winning sinners is to join them. But by very definition, you would be sinning. That is not OK. Do we keep on sinning? BY NO MEANS. When Paul talks about being all things to all men he is not saying that he willingly sins to save people from sin. That just sounds silly. What actually says is that he becomes like them. As a 21st century example of this, to get into a place of bringing a teenager to Christ I would first need to be able to relate to them. That does not mean I go back to secondary school, start messing around with the drugs that are going around and disrespect my parents. It means that I get to know what music is current, what is going on on the internet, and that kind of thing.
Swingers need Jesus. For sure. Just don’t start swinging to get in with them. (That sounds worse than I intended) Get to know them. Get to know them as a person, not a sexual partner. You won’t be sinning that way. And that can only be a good thing.
OK. I am done here. I could say more but I am giving myself a headache thinking about it. I hope that this post has been horrifying and interesting and stuff. Have a good week. Don’t swing.